I used to wake up some days and wished I’d stayed asleep. Cause I went to bed on top of the world, today the worlds on top of me.
bank: your account is at -$5000….
bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.
omg this is messy as fuck
they came with receipts too
she better pray this doesn’t reach any gossip sites
the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.